That Rabbit's Dynamite!

lawlspy:

gothiethefairy:

allisonhm:

n8tacles:

coniglio-assassino:

karlika:

storyowls:

lizzorasaurus:

robotkind:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Robotkind, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars apocalyptically:

“I’m going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!”

Running across the mountains, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Lizzorasaurus! And she gives a mighty cry:

“I’m going to beat the flaming shit out of you!”

Hark! Who is that, striding through the tarmac! It is Storyowls, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts gutterally:

“I’m going to flog you until the Earth stands still!!!”

Prowling on the desert, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Karly! And she gives a spectacular grunt:

“I’m going to fuck you until you taste like chicken, then make toast!!!

Stalking through the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Bunny! And she gives a mighty cry:

“I’m going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!”

Lo! Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Nate, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

“I’m going to pummel you until you turn magenta!”

Hark! Who is that, stalking through the fields! It is Allison, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with an ominous roar, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to fuck you so heinously, you will see ultraviolet!”

Raging along the cliffs, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Gothie The Fairy! And she gives out a might cry:

“Hail the blood-letting! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in Hell!”

Zang! Who is that, prowling amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Lawlspy, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:

“As sure as predators devour prey, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!”

“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall avenge my ancestors!”

(Source: chantillyxlacey)